Seriously, Bump?

I cannot believe that The Bump decided to do it's maintenance NOW. Don't they know that I'm up with a newborn baby and I need entertainment?!

I guess I'll go read a book or sumshit.

/endrant. 

Baby Watch 2012 has begun...

Seriously. I'm only 36 weeks, and already I have daily texts of "did you have that baby yet?!"
...No, and thank you for reminding me that I'm still uncomfortably pregnant! I'm not even term yet, people.

This could get old, fast.